Mr. Children

I love this song since long time ago... About 5yrs already. A great song from Mr.Children...

Kurumi....(means future)

She Freakin Blocked ME!

Funny Pics

Keep on Scrolling...(click it)

oh no!

what is he doing there?

Coolest Bike EVER!

What the....

Wow... Thats Nice!

What a bunch of guys from the Sakai Club....

Enjoy it?? Haha...
It seems like those guys were enjoying there...

What a menu!

Freakin' Menu From Ahmad Maideen Taman Connaught...

Ready.....

Boss!! Seketuh ayam!!!

Apa Sausace ini??? Sauce ke Saw ace???? Sausage....

What?! Drugs at MYR1.00 ONLY????!!!

Damon Scott in BGT

That was super entertaining! said SIMON COWELL
Damon Scott made into (BGT)Britain's Got Talent Final but lost to Paul Potts...

What A Service!

DHL... (Korea)


SN Brussels Airlines


What A TooT Tone!!!
nice!

Funny ATM

Purikura


Like this also can????

Before & After Marriage

Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
U DIE,i'll die with u .
After marriage.
'U die, up to u. '


Before marriage. .
U go anywhere. . I follow u.
After marriage. . .
U go anywhere. . up to u.
soo long married. . .
U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
u are my heart, u are my love'
After wedding
'u get on my nerves. '

Before wedding
'u are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella'
After wedding
'u are worse than godzila'

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or
not, I'm
stuck with u
After wedding
Roses are dead, I watch blue.U get on
my head, I
will sue u

Before wedding
Every dating he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding
U want to go, he says u 'wait-la'

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether 'katak or
biawak'


-Taken From Maxx's Mail-

Very da Squeezed

What a Ceremony...
i think the bird is dead...


You see what this guy did..
omg... so damn crazy...


Husband & Wife
see how this wife give a lesson to its husband after the husband went to hook..(kiddin)


What a creative guy!
p/s: Don't always think about dirty stuffs

Tun Dr. Mahathir

Today I read Peggy's Blog and saw this - Dr. M is dead?
Then I quickly went to The Star Online and check whether it is true or not... But Luckily it wasn't true... But if not because of this I wouldn't know that Dr.M is in such a bad condition that makes everyone worried... But I was glad to found out that:

Tun Dr M 's condition remains stable (Updated)

KUALA LUMPUR: Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad's condition remains stable following his second surgical procedure last Saturday, the IJN said in the statement released Monday evening.

"He is awake, conscious and continues to be closely monitored."

"The team of doctors are happy with his current progress,"

"Tun Dr Mahathir is able to receive visits from his immediate family members," the statement read.

-news updated as at 8.50pm 24th Sept(Monday)
(Taken from The Star Online)

Here is the link to Tun's Daughter, Datin Marina's Blog...
Here I wish that Tun Dr.M may recover as soon as possible and get back as normal... Although he is not our PM anymore... But in my heart.. He is still the best to us! Doesn't mean that Abdullah Badawi is not good at all... I mean he(Tun) is always in our heart.... We want him to get well soon! Lets pray together....

Star Idol Top 4

Today I went to NTV7 as usual to attend MayJune's Star Idol Result Show which was Broadcasted Live... It was such a scary moment when MayJune went into the Dangerous Stage for the very last moment.. Luckily that She was not eliminated from the Competition... It was so exciting for everyone who supports MayJune for sure... She has the potential to win the competition although she has a great competitors such as MJ... But still, I think MayJune is the best.. Don't you think so? I guess that the two finalist would be MJ and MayJune.. Anyway... We should pity Hishiko that she is not able to enter the next round... But we will support every Star Idol contestants as they had went thru so many great and tough moments... Those are the photos which MayJune was rushing to take photo before the top 4 is going to 988fm... It was such a happy moment for her today... Made us proud again for another round.. I believe she'll be the Malaysian Star Idol Winner!!! I support her like the fans of her's... Come and Support MayJune for the next round by:

type: star mayjune
send to: 36877


The vote will only available the next coming Friday Night.

Those are the photos:

SooChuan & MayEr with MayJune

Family with MayJune1

Family with MayJune2

Shaun & Peggy with MayJune

KayLee with MayJune

Me with MayJune

MiHui with MayJune

These Photos Below Was Taken In The Previous Result Show:

Monday The Handsome Guy

Family with MayJune

Me and MayJune

Carmen & Yim with MayJune

Funny Toons...

As Extracted from my Mail...

World Fastest Again...

World Fastest Stripper
omg! can you strip within 30sec? But he can do it even faster than that.


World Fastest Talking Man


The Prince of Thief


World Fastest Drinker

Fastest Hand in the World

Those clips are about the people with some task done by their fast hands... Perfecto! I would say they are the Fastest in the World..

World Fastest Secretary - Jz Like Machine
-it is super fast-


Fast Hands on Game
Such an Insane Kid who Play a Game with a such Speed


Fast Hands with Cups
What the?


Another Mario Piano
This is much faster than the previous 1..
He used the metronome to prove that he didn't edit the video n sound..

Amazing Musicians

Joseph the BeatBox King...


11year old Bianca Ryan in America's Got Talent


12year old Tony Royster JR Drum Solo


The Mario Piano

As everone watched before

6year old Connie Talbot in Britain's Got Talent

Funny Videos

Funny Granny...


Serious Actors..


Lord Of The Rings(Hokkien)


Japanese Learning English

Introduction

Welcome to My Squeeze Heaven a.k.a. Squeeze Cafe that brings you the funny videos, jokes, life, travelling and places.. My origin is from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Starting this blog is like giving a better living to anyone with the entertainment that is available here. Hope you will enjoy the time you spend here. I believe that I'll make the best for all of you...

Why "Squeeze"?
In Chinese, Squeeze means Zha Dao in Mandarin or Zha Dou in Cantonese. And I've translated into Squeeze - direct translation.
Which means "swt"(sweat-.-") used in chatlogs...

Why "COOOO"?
Because I have no Idea what to put for my Nick. And my mind came across with this super lame meaning of COOOO which means Chief O'si O'liu Operating Officer... What a name rite?
O'si means berak in Malay and poo in English...
O'liu means kencing in Malay and pee in English.

The Real Person Behind This Blog:
My name is Darryl Tee who is from Kuala Lumpur. Would like to share those funny stuffs and jokes around... My Occupation - A Lazy Person.. (ALP) Love to Joke around with anyone. Of course with you too! Thanks for spending your time in this place.. Hope you like it.. And please leave some comment if there is any.. Thank You very much..